I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
real fans imagine the dragon costume
i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you
why do movie theaters have the same carpeting as the fabric on coach bus chairs but the fabric isnt anywhere else
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying ‘give me all the cashew have’.
OH I’M SO GLAD THIS IS ON MY DASH AGAIN.
let this always be on my dash
I can’t even
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
Easy A - Olive Penderghast quotes
She’s so perf
I think I’m dying 😍😍😍😘😍😘😍😍😘😍😍😍😘😘😘😍😘😘😘😘😘😍😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😁😁😁😋😋😱😱💦👅💦👅💦👅💦👅💦👅💦👅👄
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I
would build a _______ just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.